Okay, so Yesterday I was supposed to post something here but unfortunately I forgot to do so. I was going to post it now but I forgot.
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Rant Time?
Oh yeah.
So there's this girl is church (yes, CHURCH) who apparently used to be my closest friend there and now isn't. Why? Because in our church, it is practiced that none of the youth are allowed to date or have boyfriends/girlfriends and she, playing the innocent dumb-ass, got herself a boyfriend. So I was like, "dude! Yo momma's gonna kill you!" (I didn't actually say that, but wouldn't it be fun if I did? No? Who asked you!), and she was like, "Nuh-uh! I will, like, not tell her!" and I was like, "oh, okay." Now that was last year.
Last year, people have been reporting that she had been spotted wearing pants with her bf in the mall. Now girls wearing pants is forbidden in our church so this is practically a crime. Not really; just felt like calling it that. Earlier last year, around a month after she hooked up with her bf, I forced her to promise me not to break any rules or whatever just because of him. She said yes, so we went our happy merry way doing whatever and shit. So having heard this, (that she was spotted wearing pants) I practically went KABOOM! on her. She denied it all the way so I let it go--she was getting so dramatic it was scary. That was half a year ago.
So now around two weeks ago, she sent a group message to all the people in her list saying something like this: 'dear God, please let me have a date this Valentine's day. If not then let the people reading this, not have dates!' So I replied saying, "Cath, this message is like, insulting prayer, if not, even God. You should be careful with what you say/text."
She answered saying "Can't you tell a joke to an insult?! Huh?! Anyway, I don't know you so I don't give a damn," after that message came another group message saying something like, "Idiots, they can't tell a joke between and insult."
Obviously by this time I was seething, angry, murderous, and all the other scary crap on the list. The fact that it was 5am in the morning only added salt to the wound. So I text-ed her "fuck you, Cath. This is Phoebe!.." well, I don't remember what else I text-ed so I won't put it in. Then she replied saying "how dare you say that to me" and shit. So we went on bitching and whatnot. AND HELL IT WENT ON UNTIL 6:30. It turns out the reason why she didn't know it was me was because her phone had doubled my number therefore it didn't show whom the message came from. But hell, like I care. She just couldn't go with a "who u?" message. It had to be a long fucking lecture about how she doesn't care and how stupid I was. Fuck her. AND SHE SAID "maybe your just jealous!" FUCK HER! I DON'T WANT A FUCKING BOYFRIEND! PLUS, I HAVE SEEN HER BOYFRIEND AND LET ME TELL YOU, HE AIN'T A LOOKER.
So yeah, after an hour of throwing insults at each other, she somehow miraculously changed the subject whereas me, being the tired defendant that I am, went along with it. I was still seething though so I made an effort in making my answers short and curt. But, she being the dumb-ass that she is, didn't noticed. She even placed all the 'he he he' crap at the end of her messages. So after that I was like, "hmmm, perhaps she forgot about it? Bah who cares."
That Sunday, thinking that she really did forget about the whole bitch fight thing, I greeted her with a 'hi'. Guess what the bitch did? She turned her head the other way and literally tilted her head up in a 'I'm snubbing you' pose. I mean, what the fuck!? Only cartoons do that! AND SHE'S EIGHTEEN! (4th year high school. Got held back two years. Ha ha. Serves you right, dumb-ass.) So I shrugged it off and sat somewhere far far away.
Hours ago (it's Sunday now,) the pastor was preaching about couples and stuff. Like how it is wrong for someone to marry or even get together with an unbeliever, (someone who isn't a Baptist and stuff) and me, being the back seat lover that I am, sat at the farthest seat I could manage, which was around three rows behind the bitch. My other friends chose to sit with her so, yeah, it was peeeeeeaceful. Since her bf was an unbeliever and the pastor was lecturing that if the unbeliever who converted to our religion, it is, of course, allowed to date him/her. Since teh beyotch was chatting with her other friends, not paying attention to the lecture, and I being the good Samaritan that I am, texted her that she should listen to the pastor because her boyfriend may fall into category in the list of which my pastor was preaching about. I failed to tell her that what I meant was that he might be one of those people who could convert and then would be date-able so her reply was something like, "Shut up. You are no longer in my and my Boyfriend's relationship so go away." and shit that was way too mean for my fragile little heart.
Teh fucking bitch is going to DIE!
Since I was such a goodie-goodie, I replied saying that she doesn't get what I mean. But then she didn't reply. So, back to seething, I text-ed her saying that if she's gong to continue this little beyotch parade of hers, she should tell me so I could delete her and her boyfriend's numbers and snub her whenever we meet in church, so you know, she'd be happy. ;D
Teh bitch didn't reply yet. I'm willing to bet my friend (from school, cause all my school friends are soooooo much better than my church 'friends') 5 pesos the bitch says yes to me deleting her existence from my life. (Hey, I don't wanna loose big bucks. So yeah, 5 pesos.) But then, my friend from school didn't get to reply yet so...hmhm.
It's 4:00pm. We have church services at 5pm. Ah, time to snub teh bitch.
Love
-Wings
P.s SOMEONE MADE ME A BANNER THING! WOOOT!!!
! Now for the sig.....O:
Pps. I didn't bother checking my grammar so, yeah. The post is non-checkified.